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The past, present and future according to Rangor.

Everything that has, is, or is going to happen (although not necessarily in that order).

Friday, February 25, 2005

An admirable effort...

I found a star wars species list which is very comprehensive it has to be said. However, having examined the contents of it I realise they have left off the Sarlacc. Admirable, but not perfect.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

A geeky weekend is afoot

Mrs Rangor is leaving me again this weekend, not because she doesn't like me, but rather she is not keen on hanging around while I get up to my geeky fun.

The Weaver and I are going to the Brighton Science Festival to hear why time flies when you're talking about relativity.

I must say, I'm really looking forward to it...

oh, and by the way Weaver, we really should have gone to the model show last week, just look who might have been there

Chavtastic

Something I found here that made me laugh:

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Left handed

According to an article from the BBC reseach has shown that left handed folk are 'more susceptible to a range of problems, including allergies, auto-immune diseases, depression, drug abuse, epilepsy, schizophrenia and sleeping disorders.'

Rubbish, surely if this was true I would be sneezing, attacking myself, sobbing, jacking up, shaking and talking to myself while try desperately trying to get to sleep... oh dear, maybe it is true after all

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Latin fun

Heres a bit of fun for Stuart and Leesa, after all they are the only two people in the whole world who still speak latin...maybe.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

DIY, crosswords and booze

So, what did we get upto this weekend then? Well, Mrs Rangor and I went out and bought a new kitchen, then we went to the pub did the crosswords and had some lovely cold Guinness.

Three things that would have come in useful at the weekend are this, this and this.