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The past, present and future according to Rangor.

Everything that has, is, or is going to happen (although not necessarily in that order).

Friday, July 30, 2004

Talk about time travel...

This will certainly take you back to the good old days.

But for all you elite fans out there this is even better.

I'm very happy

Stuart has sent me a message what a lovely chap.
Here it is.

Hope my good friend Death sends me one too...

Zong of the week

It's 8 minutes long And front to back song this sing will we

oh, and for those of you who can't download mp3 files, here's a zipped copy I made (hope they don't mind)

Thursday, July 29, 2004

oh dear oh dear.

Now I know I don't usually do this, but I think I'm going to have to take a trip in my time machine and give Satan a bit of a dig in the ribs last night so that that he can never play pool that well again. Maybe just to make sure, I'll take his 'laser sighted super hover cue'™ away from him, the cheating ba$t@ſd.

He's been there and seen the future

Well, almost. Thanks once again to Stu for this one.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Make your own timeline

See what's happend in your lifetime. Is a bit tricky for me as they only go back to 1000AD, they also neglect to include the future...

Lorentz factor

Well it all seems very simple when put in such terms. This is quite an interesting read.

Time travelling bloggers

Thanks to Stu for this little gem. Is interesting to hear what other people would do if they were to travel about a bit. Click here.

Monday, July 26, 2004

Much better thank you

I'm feeling much better than I did last week, thank you very much for asking...

Friday, July 23, 2004

Mo the time cat

My time (and hover) cat had to go to the vets for her injections today. Of course, being a time cat, she has to have all manner of vaccinations for many diseases that are now no longer a threat to normal 'non-time' cats. Poor thing. She has gone to sleep it all off. Has to be said, they are a marvelous practice and would I recommend them to anyone whose cat needs jabs, worming tablets, flea protection or if they need their hoverpads serviced.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

It's the hard-knock life

All this time travelling can take it's toll you know, think I'm looking a little poorly today, don't you?

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

There's always the old fasioned way

How the movies like to do it.

Flight engineering

Not my preferred choice but still a good model

I'm sure I can think of a few more...

A link to a fair few time travel films and books for those of you who can't actually do it...

Monday, July 19, 2004

An old classic

Imagine my surprise when I found this little beauty on the interwebulator. I used to have one of these in the old days. I had to change it though as I kept getting my beard caught in the works.

For further info go here

Monday morning feeling

Is rubbish I know, but was the only Monday morning joke I could find.

Others are welcome...

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Isn't it always the way

The weekends just fly by, I don't have any heavium for my time machine so I guess I'll just have to let this one slip by at normal pace. I get paid soon, so I can buy some then, go forward in time, find out who wins the 3.20 at Brighton next week, come back, put a bet on and then I'll be big time in the money again. Don't like to abuse my gift, but sometimes it's just necessary. Then I'll come back to this weekend, and not drink quite as much as I did on Friday, so that yesterday I don't feel hungover and go out and get drunk again.

Friday, July 16, 2004


Further to Stuart's marvelous example of an optical illusion, here are more of the same...

Back and forth

If event A causes event B, event B cannot occur without event A preceding it, so event B is in event A's future and event A is event B's history. However if event B causes event A which causes event B, how does event A occur? Surely they are the future and history of each other and themselves?

Funny old world isn't it...

My Chum

My good friend Death posted a comment earlier, always nice to hear from such a smashing chap. We go back a long way you know.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Time Capsule

I opened this in 2032 and it was all mouldy, not sure what was in it, a family pet I think.

Quantum time waits for no cosmos

It seems that this whole time travel malarky I take so much for granted can be seen to cause quite a stir in the physics world. Have a look for yourself and see what you think.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Sometimes the sandman just whisks you away

Well, I tell you what, after all that work, and then a couple of pints of the black stuff (only joking, this is the black stuff I really hanker after), even a warlord of time gets bushed. Of course I could go back to this morning and wake up again, but I need to go forward before I can do that. Don't even ask why, you wouldn't be able to comprehend.

12 hours on

Now, how did this happen, surely I should've juggled things better than this, I've found myself still at work even now, I guess I'll have to nip back a bit and sort a few things out today yesterday, that will mean I'm already in the pub now and enjoying a nice cold Guinness. Must get my DeLorian warmed up, thank God for John Z.

I don't recall this being me...

Rangor-The Supreme God
Rangor is the first of the gods to have FULLY revealed himself. He claims that it was HE who created the universe and that the other gods and goddesses are his children. He has revealed his plan to replace Althena and Zophar in order to recreate the universe. Rangor is a force to be feared, for not even Vassago knew the full extent of his power...no one does! He was even so cocky as to invite the Heroes to a tournement to decide the fate of Lunar. In the past, he has heard of the "power of humanity" that Hiro and the others were able to harness in the absence of Althena's magic. He is interested in harnessing this power himself, but first he wants to see it in action.

Taken from Here

Is handy being a warlord of time

Reason being, when you're at work, and have been since 6am, and you realise that there is no way of getting everything done in time for the unfeasible deadlines imposed upon you. You can simply travel about and create as much time as you need to do all the things you need to do.

For example, I am currently working on something I completed earlier today. However if I hadn't done what I'm doing now, I wouldn't have been at the stage I was with it when I went back to complete it.

It's basically a well refined juggling act.

Best get on, no time to waste ;-)

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

I've seen things...

...you little people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium...

Wasn't only Roy Batty who was there you know!

The 'birth' of Rangor

Picture the scene.

I am reposed in my bedchamber, the leaves are falling from the trees, an owl hoots, somewhere a rabbit is caught in the headlights of a Renault Megane and crushed under the wheels as it tries in vain to reach the safety of the kerb. Suddenly from my slumber I issue forth the words 'From this day onward, I wish to be known as Rangor, warlord of time'.

This statement has become my epigram since that eventful autumn morn of 1999.

Rangor lives...

Monday, July 12, 2004

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...

...and Rangor (Genesis 1.1, Emperor Valdez III of Ganymede Version)